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The Stages Of Winter Break As Told By Dwight Schrute

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you will land among stars ... False. The nearest star is 93 million miles from the moon."

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The Stages Of Winter Break As Told By Dwight Schrute
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Finishing the semester with some sense of accomplishment:


How your parents view you; a victim of insomnia, malnutrition, and the devil:


It's day 1 and somebody is already asking you about school:


Day 2, questions roll around and it's looking like you won't ever escape the confines of college:


But you put on your sass-face and try to brush off the frustration:


Until you just can't and won't take it anymore:


Thankfully the holidays are nearing so it's time to be festive:


And that means a New Year and a new and 'improved' (ratchet) you:


Waking up on January 1st, ready to take on the world, one dash of sass at a time:


But wait! Your senses are awoken and school is suddenly creeping back into your life:


So you enter the stages of grief; Denial:


Anger:


Extreme Anger:


Sadness:


Soon you come to realize you must re-enter the gates to hell:

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