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Wine for your cat? IT DOES EXIST!!!

Never drink alone again!

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Wine for your cat? IT DOES EXIST!!!

Fear not, crazy cat people: feline wine has arrived! That's right you guys, wine for cats.

A Japanese company called B&H Lifes has created this fruity feline cocktail and much to nobody's surprise, it's been selling like hotcakes. The company has stated that the drink contains no actual alcohol, but is made of the same Cabernet Franc grapes used to make real wine and has been pumped full of vitamins and minerals that are healthy for your four legged friend.

The wine, appropriately titled Nyan Nyan Nouveau, sells for around $4 a bottle. Its kitty crazy inventors created it with the idea that nobody should be left out of that family toast at the holiday dinner. So raise your glass Baron Von Meow Meow because now you can be right there with us at the Christmas fancy feast. I can see it now.

"I'd like to make a toast to my food bowl, may it never be empty!"

Can you imagine the New Years' Eve party?

"My new years resolution is to stop leaving mice on Mom's pillow, and maybe lay off the sauce a bit." Said, of course, after another swig from the water dish.

There have been some pretty off the wall pet products made the past few years, but I'd say this one takes the cake. I know cats live a life of luxury, but this is outrageous! You can read that as me being totally jealous. I'll admit it.

Who knows what's next? Maybe Dad and Fido can share a cold one by the grill on game day. Maybe they'll make a wine for dogs? I can see it now....

So let's raise our glasses to the future of our pets. May it be as glamorous and care free as we wish ours could be.

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