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Windows, Doors, & Other Points Of Escape

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Windows, Doors, & Other Points Of Escape
Kip Volie

I quit writing for that dude I wrote about it in my article discussing why men, especially men who are figures of authority in the workplace, suck ass–like, so much.

He ignored me for over a month when I was contacting him to find out when my work would go live–although he was posting to social media/publishing other articles over the course of that time. Finally, I called him out on it, without mincing words, & *finally* he decided to respond... only to tell me that he'd "been on vacation" & would get to my articles after he got some rest... feel free to read this paragraph again & then roll your eyes so hard they pop out of your head (like I did after he sent that to me).

So anyway, yeah. I quit. Now I just post here–and to tell you the truth I prefer it. Two posts a week would've been more than I could keep up with at this point, because I started that new job (which is awesome by the way).

Naturally, I don't absolutely *adore* all of my coworkers–but I finish training tomorrow, and then I'll be working on my own primarily. My discount is fucking sweet. I get swag on occasion. The customers have been nice & "normal" for the most part. Mostly, I just love being in the store & learning about the products.

And it isn't *all* kink & raunch, not that I mind kink & raunch. Actually, I love kink & raunch, it's very much integral to my *brand*; but there are funny games too, stuff for girl's nights, sensual items for solo relaxation/couples, (I may've mentioned this before but) items that help cope with menopausal symptoms, post-op symptoms, erectile dysfunction, prostate health–and sexual wellness in general, because–and I've probably said this before too–masturbating is Good For You. Orgasms are important in terms of physical and mental health. They release those feel good brain chemicals that we sometimes don't get enough of.

So yeah, other than being exhausted most of the time, I feel good about where I'm at right now. One door closes, then life opens up a window–and that whole thing... I'm looking forward to *moving forward*, you know?

And that's pretty much it for today.

Take care of yourselves, & I'll Ttyl8r -Kip

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