Bob's Burgers is hands down my favorite television series. Maybe I'm biased because of my love for terrible puns, but you have to admit: the show is quite witty. Each character is thoroughly developed to accurately represent a relatable member of your family or community. Here are the top reasons why you're actually Tina Belcher.
You're Self-Aware
Pretty much, yeah
You Like to Play the Field Now and Again
Gotta keep your options open
But You Always Have that Special Someone on Your Mind
Never give up on what you can't go a day without thinking about
You Practice Facial Expressions
Because resting bitch face is real
You Know What You Want
And you go for it
You've Fallen in Love with an Older Man or Two
Guys your age are immature anyway
Or an Entire Squad of Men
A high school friend group, a baseball team, the guys in your middle school gym class. You're not committed, it's OK!
One Word:
You simply can't help yourself
Your Dance Moves are Questionable
But they're your most effective mating call
We've Definitely All Wondered This One
Because nothing else about that situation would be questionable
You're Less Coordinated than you Realize
rah rah...nope, you're cut from the team
Boys Keep You up at Night
See you in my dreams, Jimmy Pesto
You Take Things Too Literally
Literally, literally
Your Pick Up Lines are Golden
And they have a high success rate...maybe
You Keep Up With Trends
Important
You Battle Rejection with Perseverance
Boys don't know who or what they like anyway
Your Hair Flip is Flawless
You may have practiced once or twice
Nobody Understands Your Interests
Shhh it's normal
You'd Make a Great Detective
Piecing together information is your specialty
All the Boys Notice You, Especially Your True Love
Absolutely.
You're Relatable AF
#relatable
Finally, Your Reaction to Parents, School, Boys:
Always the appropriate response