Why Ellen Degeneres Should Be My Best Friend | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Entertainment

Why Ellen Degeneres Should Be My Best Friend

be kind to one another

22
Why Ellen Degeneres Should Be My Best Friend

If anyone knows me, you know my obsession with Ellen is one like no other, I have a small collection of Ellen t-shirts and socks I got on sale on her website, as well as comfy undies that I sleep in all of the time. I have tried for years to be one of the lucky audience members graced by her presence on her show, and because of my cousin Autumn, I will finally be fulfilling one of my wildest dreams this Thursday March 10th, 2016!

Exciting right? I say all of this to explain to you why Ellen should be my best friend...and you might possibly agree with my reasoning.

1. First of all, she is seriously a saint. Making people happy is her forte and it is something I very much enjoy doing as well!

2. She has the same obsession with Taylor and Justin as you do

3. She can make you laugh so hard, even on your worst days

4. She knows how to have a good time

5. You share her witty yet classy sense of humor

6. You are just as hard to get together with as she is. *Tries for tickets for ten years*

7. She inspires you to be a better you

8. She appreciates everyone for who they are, so she won't judge how much you eat and say you're going to the gym but you don't

9. You never have to worry about her stealing your man

10. Dance parties aren't even a question

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
10 things that happen the second Thanksgiving is over
reference.com

To those who celebrate, you just spent an entire day cooking an elaborate meal with all of your favorite foods. You probably ate your body weight in pumpkin pie and mashed potatoes. What happens now? Oh yea, Christmas. It’s time to take out all of the decorations and Christmas themed things that have been sitting in the attic since last year; it’s time to make a reappearance. So, here are 10 things that happen the second Thanksgiving is over.

Keep Reading...Show less
Adulting

18 Things I Want To Do Now That I'm 18

I'm technically an adult, so I'm legally required to live a little, right?

3036
Happy Birthday Cake

For the entirety of my high school career, I was always seen as the goody-two-shoes. I never got in trouble with a teacher, I kept stellar grades, and when I wasn't doing extracurricular activities, I was at home studying. Even when I did go out, it was usually with a bunch of fellow band geeks. The night would end before 11:00 PM and the only controversial activity would be a fight based on who unfairly won a round of Apples-to-Apples when someone else clearly had a better card (I promise I'm not still holding a grudge).

Now that I'm officially an adult, I want to pursue some new things. I want to experience life in a way that I never allowed myself to do prior to entering college. These are the years that I'm supposed to embark on a journey of self-discovery, so what better way to do that than to create a bucket list?

Keep Reading...Show less
Featured

10 Life Lessons from Christmas Classics

The holiday classics that shaped my life

1835
10 Life Lessons from Christmas Classics
Flickr

The holiday season is full of stress, debt, and forced conversation. While we rush through the month of December, it's important to take a step back and enjoy the moments before they're gone. Most families love to watch Christmas movies, but these beloved films provide more than entertainment. Here are 10 life lessons that I've learned from the holiday classics we watch every year.

Keep Reading...Show less
Featured

15 Mind-Bending Riddles

Hopefully they will make you laugh.

201100
 Ilistrated image of the planet and images of questions
StableDiffusion

I've been super busy lately with school work, studying, etc. Besides the fact that I do nothing but AP chemistry and AP economics, I constantly think of stupid questions that are almost impossible to answer. So, maybe you could answer them for me, and if not then we can both wonder what the answers to these 15 questions could be.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

Most Epic Aurora Borealis Photos: October 2024

As if May wasn't enough, a truly spectacular Northern Lights show lit up the sky on Oct. 10, 2024

21484
stunning aurora borealis display over a forest of trees and lake
StableDiffusion

From sea to shining sea, the United States was uniquely positioned for an incredible Aurora Borealis display on Thursday, Oct. 10, 2024, going into Friday, Oct. 11.

It was the second time this year after an historic geomagnetic storm in May 2024. Those Northern Lights were visible in Europe and North America, just like this latest rendition.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments