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Why You Should Always Wear Deodorant

Because it's time to grow up and stop smelling like a locker room.

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Why You Should Always Wear Deodorant

We are grown ass people, so what is the deal with people still neglecting to wear deodorant? It is a complete tragedy that as a college student, I still get overwhelmed with the smell of B.O. whenever I walk into the caf. Now I know that sometimes you can't help it, you're just coming out of practice or whatever, but seriously, at least try to cover your smell.

As an adult, smelling badly is literally so terrible. Like, kids are supposed to smell funky, WE ARE NOT. I cannot get over how some people still just don't take the two seconds out of their morning to put on some deodorant.

There are a million reasons as to why you should always wear deodorant, but I am going to highlight just a few.

1. No one will like you if you smell.

2. You won't get married and you'll die alone because you smell.

3. You won't get hired if you smell.

4. Your friends will leave you if you smell.

5. If you smell, not even your dog will like you.

6. You will forever be SpongeBob from that one episode where he stinks up Bikini Bottom.

7. People will automatically hate you because you smell.

8. You will always be referred to as "that smelly kid" because you smell.

9. Everyone will assume that you have the mental capacity of a kindergartener because you smell like one.

10. You will literally go nowhere in life if you smell.

Hope this helped out anyone who STILL neglects to wear some damn deodorant.

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