Have you ever had too many things to hold? Do your hands get tired of holding said objects? Have you ever wished you had somewhere to put all of these things that wasn't a purse? If you answered 'yes' to any of these questions, then you need a fanny pack! Honestly, people, why do we not use these things anymore, they're so convenient!

They're perfect for college kids.

Whether you're going out to the bar or going to hit up some parties downtown, a fanny pack is the perfect accessory choice. With a fanny pack, you won't have to constantly remind your drunken self to keep track of your phone, keys, or chapstick! You also won't have to remind yourself to remove your phone from your back pocket before you drop your pants, otherwise your phone would be going for a dunk in the toilet. So if you don't want to lose your things or drop your phone in a toilet, I would consider a fanny pack.

They're unisex!

Fanny packs do not discriminate; anyone can wear a fanny pack regardless of age or gender. We all have things to carry but not enough hands for them! We all know that boys secretly wish it was acceptable to carry a purse, and now, you can have all the functionality of the purse without the ridicule that comes from wearing one! Also, fanny packs come in all sorts of shapes and colors, there is something for everyone!

For the patriot:

For the man who is proud of what he has:

For the fruit enthusiast:

There's even one for your dog!

With such a large variety, you're sure to find the perfect fanny pack that fits you! Look, even Batman wears one!

OK, sure, you can call it a 'utility belt,' but let's just say what it actually is, it's a fanny pack. It sits above his hips and holds all of his stuff, that equals a fanny pack. Batman is the coolest person ever, so if that isn't enough of a reason for you to get a fanny pack, then you're just wrong.

They're a fashion statement

If you're looking for the perfect accessory, look no further! Due to the versatility of the fanny pack, it can add the perfect pop of color or pattern! It can complete any look or style. Since the fanny pack is currently not 'in,' you can be ahead of the upcoming trend! Be the hipster that you secretly always wanted to be!

No back pain!

Satchels and purses cause back pain. And the heavier the bag, the more pain you will experience. But due to the fanny pack's small size and placement, you can transport all of your items without any of the pain.

Perfect for so many events!

Fanny packs are the ultimate must-bring to any event. You won't have to take it off for rides at the amusement park, you can sneak food into the movies, or even go hiking! Your hands will be free to attend to whatever task is at hand! You won't have to worry about holding loose things or a purse!

Moral of the story: get a fanny pack.