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Why Warthogs Make Excellent Pets

Warthogs for the win.

Sean Oros
Aug 22, 2016
Thiel College
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Why Warthogs Make Excellent Pets


1. Warthogs are Majestic

Just look at this majestic piece of bacon strutting its stuff. Need I say more? Any warthog is a distinctive pet statement that will make you stand out in your neighborhood. You'll be the envy of every pet-owner around you.

2. Warthogs Bathe Themselves

You'd never have to worry about giving your warthog a bath. They regularly bathe themselves in healthy mud baths, which also save you on flea medication, as the mud keeps bugs off of them. Two birds with one stone!

3. Warthogs are Ferocious Guardians

Imagine you and your family are sleeping at night while a burglar crawls in through a window. The prowler creeps along, planning to work untold harm, when your loyal pet warthog charges around the corner with furious grunts. That prowler will never have fled a building more quickly. Who needs home security when you have a warthog?

4. Warthogs are Adorable

Sure, you may argue that your dog or cat are the cutest creatures ever. This little guy up above begs to differ.

5. Warthogs Get Along Well with Other Pets

Above is a warthog and a puppy. Case made.

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