Everyone loves a good trashy reality television show, especially the Bachelor. My experiences watching the Bachelor have always left me a tad disappointed in the men they cast to be the “Bachelor”. From Prince Lorenzo to Juan Pablo, they always lacked in some shape or form. Until the perfect idea popped in my head one day, “What if ABC cast Tim Tebow as the next Bachelor?” Everyone loves athletic boys. Tim Tebow is the perfect addition to any girl's reality television problem.
First, he is super athletic. Any lady would be lying if she said she did not want her kids to have the same genes as Tim Tebow. Even though his professional career was short-lived, he led his Florida Gators to two national championships, and won a Heinemann! He even beat Alabama during his years in Gainesville. Any contestant on the Bachelorette would potentially want to watch their future children play Division One football on Saturday.
Second, he is super hot. Can we reflect on his press conferences and his super tight t- shirts or how good he looked in those football pants? Let’s be honest he could make baggy sweatpants look good. Girls would totally tune in to see Tim Tebow every week.
Third, he is a family man! He has four siblings and several nieces and nephews. Family Christmas would surely be a fun time at the Tebow household. With the wholesome values instilled in all of the Tebow children, ladies may want to avoid the wine.
His success makes him a real keeper! He is a commentator on the SEC network and still has an open-ended contract in case an NFL team wants to give him a shot. Personally, I love a man I can talk football with and Tim would be perfect for that! They would need to cast women that knew a little about football.
Fourth, he is sensitive. Look back at the time when our Ole Miss rebels beat Florida in the swamp. The next day during the press conference Tim cried and promised Florida nation he would never disappoint them again. I can see the finale now. When he has to let one girl go he will cry on national television and show his sensitivity once again.
Most importantly, the morals and strong Christian views he carries makes him the perfect boy to introduce to daddy. What girl doesn’t want a husband that will lead his family in prayer and attend church every Sunday? Ladies, if you have a favorite Bible verse feel free to tell him! It will only help your cause!
From his athletic skills to his hot bod and his sensitivity, ABC would not disappoint if they introduced Tim Tebow as the next Bachelor. Every girl on the show would want to get the final rose, maybe for the wrong reasons, but this is reality television. Tim would add depth to the show and make it worth watching.