As we are all aware Justin Bieber recently released some new music that is so good no one really knows what to do with themselves. When I was just a small and innocent sixth grader, Justin Bieber transformed me into a psycho-child who worshiped the ground Usher walked on and cried watching the “Baby” music video (don’t even try to lie you know you did too).
My Bieber fever got so sick and twisted to the point I didn’t hesitate to throw a remote at my brother’s face when he told me Justin would never love me. But as the years went on and Justin slowly evolved into a full frontal jackass, my love for him and the world’s love for him faded faster than Kim K and Kris Humphries' marriage (remember them? Me neither).
Justin has released plenty of music before, so why is it now that the entire population has become beliebers? It all happened before our eyes through a series of pretty awesome events.
1. First he appeared on James Corden’s “Late Late Show” segment of Carpool Karaoke and was so adorable he cracked through a little bit of everyone’s wall of hate.
2. Then he released his single “What Do You Mean” and more and more people found him tolerable because it was that good.
3. Soon after that he released two more singles called "Sorry" and "Love Yourself."
"Sorry" is hands down the biggest jam on the whole album. I’m so serious. It will make you want to forget your morals.
The other released single “Love Yourself” was co-written by Ed Sheeran who has the voice of 1,000 ginger angels so it isn’t really shocking that this song is so fantastic. And now that Justin’s full new album “Purpose” has been released, all hell has broken loose. Well done, Biebs.
4. The final thing Bieber has successfully done to win over the world was through his public attempts of trying to swoon back Selena.
And it worked, on me at least. But really, why on Earth hasn't Selena taken back Justin yet. A part of me seriously loves them as a couple and is rooting for them and the ridiculously good looking children they could pop out and bless the world with.
But honestly the real reason I am distraught over their separation is because apparently she’s all over my Irish candy, Niall Horan, and that just won’t do. But on the real though, something’s gotta be seriously wrong with Selena Gomez because if I had Justin Bieber serenading me and posting TBT’s of us back in our glory days trying to win me back I’d be back on that band wagon in a hot second. Trust me, Selena, I get it, he was once the biggest tool in Hollywood and his bleached hair is kind of horrendous but come on – his tattoos, voice, and Calvin Klein photoshoot totally make up for it.
So, the moral of the story is Justin’s career has been saved and his new album is so dope that America no longer wants to ship him back up north to Canada.
