1. They can't complain back to your complaining

2. They can't tell your secrets

3. .They cuddle you

4. They cuddle you MORE when you're sad

5. You can rant to them and sound really stupid and they can't say anything back

6. You can do really embarrassing things in front of them and they can't tell a soul

7. They'll play with you forever

8. They aren't snitches

9. They are fluffy and fun to pet

10. They offer companionship and comfort

11. They love you unconditionally

12. They are the first ones to greet you when you open the door and act like they haven't seen you in years

13. They make sure you're never alone

14. They protect you

15. They don't hold anything against you ever

16. They're loyal af

17. They always come when you call

18. They give you their undivided attention

19. They're always down to hang

20. They put up with your bs

21. They are low maintenance

22. They think that you are perfect

23. And finally, you are their whole world