Why would anyone want to join a sorority? Here are ten reasons why you should never consider joining one.
My big sister is too inspiring.
My big sister and I get along so well and it's almost like she is TOO MUCH of a role model. Ugh.
Bid day.
Dancing with sisters, meeting new members, music, food, and fun are integral parts of bid day. So is glitter. Glitter is everywhere, forever.
Living in the house.
Living in a house with 42 women?! Who would POSSIBLY want to live with so many of their best friends?
Forcing me out of my comfort zone.
Damn this group of empowered women for encouraging growth at the expense of my comfort.
Preparation for the future.
Sororities look terrible on resumes! Holding a leadership position, commitment, teamwork, and networking is basically impossible in such a large group.
Becoming well-rounded.
Intramural sports, study groups, bible studies, and community service events that we do contribute nothing to my attributes as a person.
Friendship.
There are way too many events that encourage friendship and sisterhood.
Having a support system.
Whether I'm frustrated about a test or having more serious problems, there is always a sister willing to talk to me and help me figure things out. They are WAY too helpful.
Exponential resources.
Whether it be food, printing, study rooms, counseling sessions, or anything at all, my sisters are willing to provide for me. Way too many resources to choose from.
Lifelong connections.
Membership in my organization is for a lifetime, why would I want all of the aforementioned for LIFE?
