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Why My Dog Would Make A Better President

Because let's get real, he would just be the best!

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Why My Dog Would Make A Better President
Brittany Capozoli

With the presidential election being right around the corner, many of us are still facing the issue on who to vote for. If there was one more candidate in this election I am "PAW-sitive" you would vote for him, and here's why!

1. He doesn't know how to use email.


He doesn't even know how to use a computer so no worries here!

2. He's never said anything bad about women.

He loves them all and treats them respectfully.

3. He's loyal.

He will always lend a helping "paw."

4. He's great with others.

People and dogs are his favorite thing and he gets along with pretty much everyone he meets.

5. He has a "PAW-sitive" attitude.

He makes good out of all the situations he is in.

6. He knows when he is wrong.

Whether he has chewed your school book or did something bad in the house, he'll let you know he is sorry.

7. He is straight forward when it comes to communicating.

He makes sure you know if he needs something, or if he just feels the need to talk by letting out a bark.

8. He's smart.

He has two puppy class diplomas.

9. He knows how to listen.

As long as you have a treat, he'll do whatever you want!

10. He's patriotic.

He loves our country.

And those are the reasons why Ace would make the best president!

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