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10 Reasons Why I'm Not Ready for a Ring by Spring, As Told by New Girl

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10 Reasons Why I'm Not Ready for a Ring by Spring, As Told by New Girl

As Spring approaches, engagements will cover your Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter feeds. Here are 10 reasons I won't be on them.

1. This semester, I once skipped my 8 a.m. Volleyball class for an entire week. I have a responsibility problem... and possibly an attendance problem.

2. I make $90 a week, can barely pay rent, and have never had to file taxes. I am not educated enough for a joint bank account, a mortgage or filing taxes together. I can barely even dress myself daily.


3. I enjoy food too much to buy it for sharing with anyone but myself.

4. Marriage leads to children and I think I might actually still be a child.

5. If I can't even handle my own mood swings 24/7, no one else is going to be able to.

6. I take up the entire bed. The entire bed. The entire queen sized bed. There is no room for another human.

7. I can cook four things... half of those are coffee.

8. I spend more time with Netflix than I will with my husband at this point in my life.

9. I need to make a 9-5 commitment before I can make a 24/7 commitment.

10. Finding myself is infinitely more important right now than finding my soulmate.


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