This stuff is too good to pass up. Why would someone working in an ice-cream shop bother asking if you want more than one scoop? YES I NEED MORE SCOOPS! More scoops equals more happy.
1. Ice cream is helpful for breakups (I'm sure guys would agree too).
2. Ice cream is eaten on the best of days, and to get you through the worst of days.
3. Ice cream will never let you down. EVER. If you get the wrong kind or flavor try something else. It could be worth it.
4. Bonds are formed over ice cream. (HINT HINT BOYS: Ice cream dates are fun, and you will not have to worry about what you are going to order from a restaurant. You're welcome.)
5. Ice-cream does not have a "type" because it comes in different forms like milkshakes, on a cone, in a cup, or straight out of the machine (I would not recommend eating it straight out of the machine unless you are the only one eating out of it. Do not get yelled at by an ice cream shop owner). Never be afraid to try something new. Regrets do not exist with ice cream, or life really.
6. Savor it in the winter because it is almost too cold to eat it (especially outside), and finish it faster than (whatever moves the fastest in the world) because it is too hot in the summer to actually take your time eating your ice cream. Try your best to not let it go to waste.
7. We celebrate life when we eat ice cream. I do not know about everyone but when there is cake there should be ice cream also. Or ice cream cake, because you know, that knocks out two jobs in one try. Great work team!
8. Eat it when you can, and may you always have the opportunity to.
9. Go to events that offer free ice cream. If it is an organizational meeting sometimes you can get two bowls (yes bowls, not scoops).
10. Sharing ice cream has benefits too. If more scoops equals more happy then share, share, and share as many scoops as you can. This world would most likely be cooler if anyone can get some of this stuff.
11. Let it make a difference in your life because life is not long enough to not let yourself enjoy ice cream.
Ice cream is great all around. It is needed (do not dare say it isn't because WE ALL KNOW you like it too). I hope out of all the things that life throws at anyone, they are able to step back and realize no matter what happens, ice cream can help in any situation.
