Why I Am Against New Year's Resolutions | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Sports

Why I Am Against New Year's Resolutions

I may be a comedy writer, but will take a spin at being an introspective hyper-emotional fruitcake.

2
Why I Am Against New Year's Resolutions

I don't usually write introspective pieces, probably because I am an aimless frat boy who cannot see past the collegiate glory of youth, rebellion, and a mildly alarming BAC, but every year around this time, everyone starts to piece together their New Year's resolution. 

Here are five of the most common resolutions, courtesy of USA.gov.

1. Lose weight. My girlfriend would probably approve of this one. 

2. Volunteer to help others. I forgot to schedule in philanthropy this year, last year, and the two before that.

Quit smoking. I am a social smoker one night and repulsed the next, so I don't need to put this one down.

Get a better education. Thought about grad school the other day, once, but that same day I thought about going to Chipotle, twice -- so where is my life going?

Get a better job. Does better mean I make more an hour? Because I did think about being a male stripper due to the pay raise. If I did that, I'd have to accomplish number one, above, but I could forget about numbers two, three and four. What happens if your resolutions actually resolve your other ones? 

What the heck is this all supposed to mean? Does life really have a metaphorical off-season where we can go to our mental whiteboard to set out goals?

First off, I am no Gandhi, but why do we need to wait for a ball to drop in New York to try and change our lives? Why do we procrastinate a whole year to set out personal goals? New Year's Eve should be a collective celebration of our accomplishments and failures of 2014, not rolling out a blueprint trying to re-invent ourselves. 

I, easily, made some of the worst decisions of my entire life this year, but if I didn't highlight my personal growth through them, then all I did was survive instead of acing a life lesson. So, at the same time I was being the personal curator of my accidental self-destruction over the course of this past year, I also made some of the best accomplishments, too. That's right, most people's day to day experiences have so much good and bad that the color of life would just be a shade of grey. 

"Life is a magnificent mixture of triumph and tragedy. A man does what he must, in spite of personal consequences, n spite of obstacles and dangers and pressures. And that is the basis of all morality." John F. Kennedy 

In the end, you need to have a personal offseason when you collect yourself, make goals, and execute. However, that needs to happen at the correct time, when you are ready for a true relationship with your goals. What do I mean when I say relationship? Well, goals are not some checklist or recipe; they are a quenchable feat that requires time, effort, sometimes money; and even if you do everything correctly, it still might not work out. That's why I call it a relationship; some last, some don't, but you need to be internally ready to bring blood, sweat, and tears into reality.

I am not ready to make an honest New Year's resolution, but I will make a personal resolution as I build my own life framework to continue the work I have started. So, until then, I will be in Athens ridding 2014, welcoming 2015, and celebrating 365 days of triumph and tragedy.

Happy New Year. Cheers!

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
ross geller
YouTube

As college students, we are all familiar with the horror show that is course registration week. Whether you are an incoming freshman or selecting classes for your last semester, I am certain that you can relate to how traumatic this can be.

1. When course schedules are released and you have a conflict between two required classes.

Bonus points if it is more than two.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

12 Things I Learned my Freshmen Year of College

When your capability of "adulting" is put to the test

4792
friends

Whether you're commuting or dorming, your first year of college is a huge adjustment. The transition from living with parents to being on my own was an experience I couldn't have even imagined- both a good and a bad thing. Here's a personal archive of a few of the things I learned after going away for the first time.

Keep Reading...Show less
Featured

Economic Benefits of Higher Wages

Nobody deserves to be living in poverty.

303388
Illistrated image of people crowded with banners to support a cause
StableDiffusion

Raising the minimum wage to a livable wage would not only benefit workers and their families, it would also have positive impacts on the economy and society. Studies have shown that by increasing the minimum wage, poverty and inequality can be reduced by enabling workers to meet their basic needs and reducing income disparities.

I come from a low-income family. A family, like many others in the United States, which has lived paycheck to paycheck. My family and other families in my community have been trying to make ends meet by living on the minimum wage. We are proof that it doesn't work.

Keep Reading...Show less
blank paper
Allena Tapia

As an English Major in college, I have a lot of writing and especially creative writing pieces that I work on throughout the semester and sometimes, I'll find it hard to get the motivation to type a few pages and the thought process that goes behind it. These are eleven thoughts that I have as a writer while writing my stories.

Keep Reading...Show less
April Ludgate

Every college student knows and understands the struggle of forcing themselves to continue to care about school. Between the piles of homework, the hours of studying and the painfully long lectures, the desire to dropout is something that is constantly weighing on each and every one of us, but the glimmer of hope at the end of the tunnel helps to keep us motivated. While we are somehow managing to stay enrolled and (semi) alert, that does not mean that our inner-demons aren't telling us otherwise, and who is better to explain inner-demons than the beloved April Ludgate herself? Because of her dark-spirit and lack of filter, April has successfully been able to describe the emotional roller-coaster that is college on at least 13 different occasions and here they are.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments