18 Reasons Why Hilary Clinton Should Be President <3
1) THE HILLLLLLLLLS ARE ALIIIIIIVEEEEEEE AT THE SOUND OF LYING, THEFT AND TREASONNNNNN!
2) She’s did NOT have textual relations with that server.
3) We can have the first president to be under constant FBI investigations, hearings and trials. Not to mention, that she’d rock that orange jump suit.
4) She REALLY relates to the lower class. She was only able to spend $12,000 on a suit for her interview, how sad. :-(
5) She could terminate the national debt just like she did those thousands upon thousands of emails.
6) She’s really good with international trade, with those stellar deals she made selling weapons to ISIS.
7) People behind the DNC leaks have “mysteriously” been dying, so talk bad about her and you might be next!
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9) Number 8 refers to her list of positive accomplishments.
10) She’s a woman, and we need our first woman president. (No, that’s not sexist at all OBVIOUSLY)
11) She’s like Charmin Ultra— when she wipes her server, she doesn't leave pieces behind.
12) She’s committed treason. So it’s like getting to meet the real life Benedict Arnold.
13) She’s Hillin’ like a villain.
14) Killary’s responsible for the death of numerous AMERICAN citizens. But it’s okay. She’s rich and white and a liberal, so the media is willing to overlook it.
15) Number 14 totally isn’t a big deal.
16) Sorry, I had the perfect meme to insert for this one but Hillary deleted it.
17) Urine. If you vote for Hillary Clinton, urine idiot.
18) She's got so many achievements that not a single person can name one.
Real talk though. Bill chose someone other than his wife, so why shouldn't you?
