It's the most spook-tacular time of the year! That's right folks, Halloween is just around the corner and if you're eating, sleeping and breathing orange and black, you're doing it right. Hop on your broomsticks, slip on your fangs and join me while we justify why Halloween is quite simply the greatest holiday around.

1. Two words: Candy Corn.

The elusive orange, white and yellow treat emerges from it's cave after a long year of hibernation. It's ready to grace your candy jars and gift bags with just the right amount of festivity that will have you succumbing to a sugar coma in no time. And if you're feeling extra adventurous, you can indulge in their tasty brethren: Indian Corn and Caramel Corn.

2. You guessed it...the costumes.

Costumes these days range anywhere from exceptionally creepy to making you wonder "was she raised in a brothel?" Chances are, if you have an idea and search it on Google, somebody has already done it (and made a sexy version too). Whether you are five or twenty-five, Halloween proves that age is just a number and it is totally exciting to see what people dress up as.

3. Scary movie marathons are more than acceptable.

Monstober is back on Disney Channel and you know what that means...Halloween Town and Hocus Pocus are ready to bring you back to childhood in two beats of a bat's wings. And if Disney classics aren't you're cup of cider, then you can tune into TCM or AMC to catch classics like A Nightmare on Elm's street and Dracula for some serious fright.

4. Pumpkins are a hot commodity.

What's orange, round and brings out the basic in every white girl? That's right, Fall's favorite squash is back in season and it's ready to infiltrate every drink and sweet treat on the market. But as we all know, pumpkins aren't only for consumption. There is nothing like picking out the perfect pumpkin, buying a cheap set of carving tools and goofy templates and carving a masterpiece. Don't forget, pumpkin seeds are considered delicious if toasted and seasoned...don't mind if I boo.

5. The Fall season.

Hay rides, apple cider and people. Halloween happens to fall right at the start of autumn, so when you take part in your spooky shenanigans you can also enjoy the beautiful cool weather and falling leaves.

6. The decor.

This time, you don't need an excuse to go to Target. Retail stores begin to dedicate entire sections to their creepy, and sometimes hilarious, merchandise. This is the chance where you really get to show off whether you are a dedicated Halloweenie or just not in the holiday spirit. If your house doesn't have skeletons popping out of windows or talking mummies verbally assaulting visitors with bad punch lines, then you need to step-up your game.

7. Snacks and candies are spookily themed.

Oreos with orange colored creme. Popcorn Balls. Pumpkin shaped Reese's Cups. Pigs in a blanket that look like mummies. If this doesn't make you irrationally happy, then you might be allergic to Halloween...or just a Christmas person.

8. The much awaited cereal is back.

Yes, this is the fourth point related to food. No, I am not ashamed. Don't tell me your heart doesn't skip a beat when you see cereal's most beloved Monster trio on the shelves. Boo-berry, Franken Berry and Count Chocula are the perfect addition to anyone's balanced breakfast. Throw in a blood orange for good measure.

9. Halloween has no age.

It's the holiday that let's you get freaky even when you're well past your prime. Perhaps it's because it reminds us all of our childhood and some of our fondest memories. It allows us to get scary without really being scared. All for fun and fun for all. Now, get out there and terrorize some nonbelievers.

🎃 Happy Haunting 🎃