You really just don't want to deal with them. The mere thought of them makes me kinda sick, and I am so glad that after college I don't have to run into them anymore.

Your parents are going to ask about them. I don't know why you think it is necessary to ask me about them, I really just want to forget that the experience ever happened. 

They always find a way to surprise you. Surprises are only a good thing when they are related to birthdays, not some questions that I don't know the answer to. 

They keep you up at night. I did not want to sleep, anyways, I had nothing better to do tonight. No fun allowed, I guess.

You will drink more because of the encounter. After dealing with all this, I cannot wait to go out. Beer is a good chaser, right?

Have a fantastic finals week, ya'll!