Before I begin saying anything and before everyone starts thinking this is stupid, I want to say that I am not really a hater of Donald Trump but I am not really a supporter either. I realize that most of the things he says are really a shot below the belt and I am being really nice when I say that. So at this point it is basically Trump v.s. everyone else and it should be, given that he wants to basically end humanity. So here is my take on why Donald Trump should be the next President of the United States Of America.

1. To make America....weird again.

We need to tell the world that we are capable of anything....it's riveting... but when you wake up... we're doomed...we're doomed!

2. To show the world that Americans are actually stupid.

I am not saying anything more on this.

3. Because being a racist is actually a cool thing.

It is.....IN PRISON!!!!

4. ENTERTAINMENT

HE HE HE HEHEHE.....

5. We need a President that is like Mr. Krabs.

6. He is a businessman, his MBA counts.

Not that we have literally millions of MBA holders.

7. We must feed his ego.

8. To show that any Tom, Dick and Harry can be Presidents.

9. He told us that "There is a problem" and "We need to make America great again"...... a lot.

10. Because electing someone worthy is actually too mainstream.

I do feel bad for him given that he never really gets to say what he wishes to. But to be honest, every time he does get a chance, he messes it up.

C'mon man.