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Why Disney World Is The Worst

Who cares about magic?

Brianne Inderwies
Apr 03, 2016
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Why Disney World Is The Worst

Disney World is awful, perhaps even the worst. The magic, the food, the atmosphere, how could this ever be wonderful? Disney World has nothing to offer. It does not provide you fantastic memories or great times with friends and family. It is simply boring. Why would anyone go to a place like this? Here are just a few reasons why Disney World is the worst:

1. The Magic

How could this possibly be magical?

2. The Parks

This is absolutely hideous.

3. The Food

Ugh! Mickey waffles are the worst! There is no detail at all!

4. The Resorts

This is hideous! Why would anyone want to stay here?

5. The Monorail

This does not look like an efficient way to travel. It does not look like much fun either!

6. The Characters

Meeting the characters is not the most magical experience!

7. The Cast Members

They are not happy. They never even smile.

8. The Rides

Look at this. This does not look like fun.

9. The Atmosphere

This is ugly. Did they even try to make this look perfect?

10. The Restaurants

Wow. This place provides an awful view and awful food.

11. The Fireworks

Look at it. The castle, the lights, the colors, how is this entertaining?

I hope you all could appreciate this sarcasm. Of course Disney World is the absolute best! "May all your wishes come true!"

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