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Why Coffee Is Better Than Sex

Joe! Tall Dark and Steamy Anytime Anywhere!

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Life without coffee would be unbearable, unthinkable! It's what I look forward to even before my eyelids open; sometimes even entering my dreams!

If you're a full fledged coffeeholic like me, you can relate! If you're not I may never fully understand why? I can not function at 100% until I get that first cup, my movement is sluggish and my mind is at a standstill. The coffee companies have figured this out and even allow me to "program" the early morning brew as to cut down on the almost unbearable "waiting" period.

There may not be many things I would say "are better than sex", but coffee; my cup of "Joe"? Yes, without question.

Let me tell you about my cup of "Joe"! Joe is hot and steamy morning, noon, and/or night. Joe gives me the am boost nothing else can but his decaf side warms me and doesn't keep me up too late. Joe tickles and teases my nose with a strong delicious scent I never tire of. Joe adds variety at times with a splash of milk and is not offended if I sweeten him up with a little extra sugar.

If I'm out running errands or on my way to work without Joe he is never far away. Joe enjoys meeting out and is always just around the corner. We meet up and the minute my hand touches him he froths up!

Joe never cares what I look like, or if the dishes are done and even understands my occasional headache. Joe is not demanding or impatient and let's me enjoy him at my own pace. Joe is bottomless and allows me to have as much of him as I would like.

Now you may understand why Joe never has to say a word but always speaks my language!


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