Merry Christmas everyone! We all know Christmas is supposed to be the happiest time of the year, but that's not always true. Here's a few reasons why Christmas is the worst.
1. You have to spend a lot of money buying everyone gifts.
Why is buying someone a half decent gift still super expensive?
2. You have to spend time with family members you don't like.
Please, leave me alone.
3. You gain weight because of all the food.
Is my food baby cute?
4. Christmas music is annoying.
It's enough to drive anyone insane.
5. It takes forever to cook and bake all the food.
I've lost hours of sleep preparing food for people to criticize.
6. Your family scrutinizes how you live your life.
I'm sorry that I don't want to end up with 5 annoying children like yours.
7. Kids act like demon spawns.
Please stop hitting me repeatedly with your new toys.
8. You have to listen to your family brag about how life their great is.
Please shut up about your gifted children and 3 time shares all night.
How am I supposed to eat all this food without my sweatpants.
I need the extra stretch.
10. The clean up.
Wrapping paper everywhere, piles of dishes, and toys everywhere.