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7 Reasons Why Bills Fans Make The Best Girlfriends

We put up with a lot, and still manage to have so much fun.

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7 Reasons Why Bills Fans Make The Best Girlfriends

Right after the home opener of the Bills game, I realized how great the girls Bills fans really are. I mean, with all of the drinking, music, hooting, hollering and trash talk you would think that some girls would be utterly annoyed. However, looking around and noticing myself and others, I began to realize why Bills fans can truly make the best girlfriends around. Here are seven reasons why.

1. We don't expect much.

In fact, we expect next to nothing. We'll think you refilling our glass of wine or getting us another beer is just the bees' knees.

2. We're very forgiving.

Our tolerance for screw ups is extremely high due to the Bills being massive screw-ups for the majority of our life. There's always a second chance coming your way... or 35. Who's counting?

3. We're friendly.

We'll give you the shirt off of our back if you need it. Literally, it gets cold out there while cheering on the team and if you didn't dress warm enough chances are we have enough warmth that Alpaca's carry on our bodies.

4. We're adaptable.

Extremely. Adaptable. Whatever comes our way whether it be snow, rain, sleet, sunshine or possibly even a tornado we are ready for the worst and hoping for the best! We can always take a situation and see it in the most optimistic way possible.

5. We can handle our booze

Let's be real, anyone that knows a Bills' tailgate knows there's tons of drinking involved. And any girl that can't hang really isn't a true Bills fan. If you get too drunk and can't make it into the game why did you even come?

6. We're genuinely nice

Unless you're someone coming at us from the opposing team, we really are kind to everyone. So, if we're hanging out with your friends, you better believe we're on good behavior.

7. We're fun.

At Bills' games there are plenty of fun things to do. Such as dizzy bat, beer pong, jumping on tables and the tree stump and hammer game. Although, we leave the jumping on tables up to the guys, but we love to have just as much fun as our boyfriends.

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