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Life Is Better When You Have A Small Chest

Small boobs is the best thing since sliced bread and here is why

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Life Is Better When You Have A Small Chest
Ariel Lustre

No Back Problems

This is really a two for oner-- Pat yourself on the back. You not only don't experience the back pain many large-breasted women do, but you have better posture because your front isn't weighing your body down.


Easier to find a bra

Cheap bras? Tops with built-in ones? Bandeaus? Lacy ones that offer minimal support? That bright pink polka-dot training bra catch your eye? Get it! In the bra aisle, you have options, many options. Don't want to wear a bra? That's A(cup) OK.


Clothing fits normally

No button gap. Not having to buy a bigger shirt because it won't fit properly. No custom orders for bras or other clothing.Long necklaces lay flat—not bounce around you while you walk


No need to remind someone where your eyes are



Roller-Coasters won't feel like the end is near

It seems you always have just a little bit more fun than your friends who have big boobs.


Better nights sleeping

It won’t feel like your body is trying to suffocate you when you lay on your back so sleeping is much better


Working out (and sports bras) is a lot more comfortable

You can actually run upstairs or run at all without the fear of getting a black eye from your boobs


NO. BOOB. SWEAT.

or at least very minimal, either way, its a win.


YOU LIKE NEVER HAVE TO WEAR A BRA......EVER


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