Do you really like music? I mean like, more than people? Do you have more than 3 genres in your playlist -- from hop hop to pop? Are you convinced that people that aren't music heads just don't get it? Do you get freaked out by the idea of a life without the beautiful invention that is music?
Well my friend, this is the article for you.
- The "what's your favorite genre/artist/era of music" question
- Unless you want to have an in-depth conversation for at least 2 hours, you give the most bs answer possible or just don't answer it.
- The shuffle buttonPutting your music library on shuffle in front of people gives you anxiety because there’s always that chance of going from Marvin Gaye to Destiny's Child and back to Ed Sheeran.
- Music Debates
- They get you HEATED because you’ve listened to enough music to have a pretty valid opinion amiright?
- You want to get in the music industry somehowYou may not be the most talented, but because you love music so much you’ve dreamed about being Beyonce for 7 years.
- People expect you to know every song ever madeSomeone out of the blue asks you about a song made in the 1960’s in someone’s basement and of course they look for you to know like you’re their personal Shazam. I mean you’re pretty close to knowing every song, but not yet there.
- People get sick of your opinions Ok I admit, this might just be me and my slight case of the music snob, but I’d like to think that people just can’t handle the truth.
- Your music is literally 50% or more of your storage Every time that awful “you’re running out of storage” message pops up you know it’s because of your music. Now you have to make the hardest decision of your life and delete some songs (well, I always delete pictures but yunno).
- You’re so out of tune with TV shows. I mean, you know TV shows, but not like other people because your first priority when it comes to digital media is music.
- Even though it sucks sometimes, you know that others are missing out on some really good music Nonetheless, you’ve caught the disease for which there is no cure: the love of music. You win in almost any situation.