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Men And Why They Are So Comparable To Dogs

Just like there are different breeds of dogs, there are different breeds of men.

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Men And Why They Are So Comparable To Dogs
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The breeds mentioned in this article have no connection to the characteristics of the men being described in this article.

Men while being compared to dogs have many different characteristics physically. That is pretty obvious to the human eye. However, there is one thing that dogs have in common with the average man. Just like dogs are split up into different breeds, men are split into different breeds. Since most people can name numerous breeds of dogs when approached asked to, I thought i'd describe some of the men us women deal with on our way to finding the one.

1. The Secretive Schnauzer

With this breed, their communication skills via Snapchat and sometimes texting are very good. The men in this breeds idea of hanging out or a going a date is going on a drive. The drive will usually end in parking lot or a football field and involve some kissing. After a few times of this a girl will ask this guy if they hang out at his house or if she can tag along to a party with him and his friends. Then normally, the guy will say sure but ultimately it will never happen. To sum it all up, a women will always be this breed of men secret.

2. The Ultimate Pomeranian Player

Beware of this one ladies. He is terrible with communication through text. He's any women's ideal guy physically and is very smooth with his words. Typically, he doesn't have a great reputation with the ladies but since he comes off perfect many won't listen to the things people say. For the girl that confronts him on these flaws people talk about when referring to him, this man will know exactly what to say to shoot down those rumors and will even go the extra mile to reassure a women of his feelings. A positive with this specific breed is the amount of happiness this guy will supply a women with when he is with her. A lot of women will agree that, even though they ended up heart broken, this type of man allowed them to set higher standards for men because of the level of happiness they experienced with their short lived romance. To sum it up, this breed teaches women to not settle for fake happiness.

3. The Generous Golden Retriever

This man will be a complete sweet heart. He will go above and beyond to make sure his women is taken care of with numerous gifts. This is all great, however he lacks the gift of affection. This breed of men typically comes off shy and this can cause things to become awkward rather quickly.The conversations repeat over and over, then, when the girl tries something different things just get weird. To sum things up. with this breed of men, women typically end up being the heart breakers because they get bored with this breed after trying to spice things up and failing to do so.

4. The Coward that is known as a Chihuahua

This man will play the victim. He fails to see his own worth and potential which causes him to deny himself of his own happiness when it comes to women. These type of men are known for being liars because they are too afraid of hurting their partners. They would rather hurt their women with lies to get them to stop pursuing them then admit that they have feelings for the other, which is why they're known as cowards. These men think that it is better to end a blossoming relationship before they even get into one because their mentality is they aren't good enough. To sum it up, due to the issues this breed deals with, if a women decides to pursue this breed of men she best be ready for random unnecessary drama.

5. The Confusing Collie

This breeds name says it all. These are just plain right out confusing. This breed will say they don't want anything seriously but will treat you the complete opposite. Date nights will occur that it are so good however, women are too afraid to enjoy them because they are too worried about why it's even occurring. This breed will also have superb communication skills and make an effort to get to know their partner. In addition, they will make an effort to see their women. I honestly don't even know how to sum up this breed, because they are all such wild cards, so good luck!

6. The No Commitment Newfoundland


In search of a boyfriend? Then, this breed of men is not for you. This man only wants one thing from his girl and he isn't shy about it one bit. If you're looking for strictly a hook-up with no strings attached, then this guys for you. If not, don't waste your time on a man that resides with this breed. To sum it up, if this man shows any interest in a women, its not for a relationship.

7. The One-of-a-kind Otterhound

A lot of people haven't heard of this breed and that's because they are one of a kind just as their name states they are. This is the one women search for. To sum it up, this breed is the breed every mother hopes her daughter will find to spend the rest of their lives with. This breed is the end of the part of any women's dating life.

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