Ok we all vow to be “better people” or to “get in shape” in the New Year, but let’s quit lying to ourselves.

Realistically, I’m still going to be an annoying b*tch. I still will be loud and assertive.

I also will not go to the gym. I know for a fact that this is true because I have promised myself for the past 4 years that I would and guess how many times I went. Zero.

I know that I will not become magically smarter in chemistry either. Let’s be honest here.

I’m still going to have the same friends that I do now. My friends are the best. I also suck at dropping people so we can just be honest and admit that I’m not that mean.

Sometimes I tell myself that I will wear pretty makeup and look nice for school everyday in the New Year. Lies. I will wear leggings till the day I die. Mark my words.

I probably will not read a long book this year.

I will also be single this year. I can feel it.

The sooner we admit to these things, the better the New Year will be.

Happy 2017