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Who Is Ted Cruz Really?

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Who is Ted Cruz really? Over the course of his campaign, more questions have been raised than answered. Ted Cruz was expected to run as early as 2013 and started campaigning for the presidency of the United States in March of 2015, with a base of social conservatives. The Texas Senator was born in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, and is of Cuban Descent. If this doesn’t raise red flags right there, I don’t know what does. Ted Cruz even had a hand in the government shutdown of 2013 and gave a 21-hour speech to hold up the federal budget bill. Any crazy man willing to give a speech for 21 hours is subject to question. So who is Ted Cruz really?

"What was Ted Cruz doing in drag on Maury?" you might ask. Well, he was trying to find out who his (her) son belonged to. “Searcy,” along with her boyfriend who claimed their son was not his, took to Maury for the much-anticipated answer. He was the father.

Sorry Ted, you’re not going to fool me trying to get the reality TV vote. Perhaps stick to CPAC speeches.

Not only did Ted Cruz fail miserably with his drag career, he gave acting another go with the Office. Kevin and Ted share a striking resemblance. A man even took to a Cruz rally in the hopes for answers.

This man didn’t want just a picture with Cruz, he went for answers.

Brian Baumgartner who plays Kevin was no where to be found when questions started floating around. Which raises the question. Who is Ted Cruz?


I couldn’t leave out the biggest conspiracy of them all. Is Ted Cruz the Zodiac killer? This conspiracy started in 2013 when Red Pill America tweeted “#CPAC Alert: Ted Cruz Is Speaking! His speech is titled, ‘This Is The Zodiac Speaking.’” Was Ted Cruz just a child when the murders took place? Of course, but that doesn’t mean he is not the Zodiac killer. Don’t believe me? Check out this video on YouTube. Your thoughts are surely to change.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1GG7JabLyw


Still not convinced? Public Policy Polling reported that 38 percent of Florida thought that Ted Cruz could be the Zodiac killer. Fine still don't believe me? Look what you can do with a Ted Cruz Campaign sign.






If all of this fascinating evidence is still not convincing, in his 2014 CPAC speech he said: “If you have a president who is picking and choosing which laws to follow, and which laws to ignore, you no longer have a president.” That sounds like a serial killer to me, considering Ted Cruz dropped out of the presidential race on May 3.


So who is Ted Cruz? We may never know.



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