As much as I love Disney movies-- minus all the heteronormativity and sexism of course-- I can't deny the uncanny resemblance between some of the Disney princesses, and the different drunk personalities I've encountered. We all have friends, or maybe even ourselves, who have somehow when drunk represented the different Disney princesses.
Belle
You're probably the more creative friend in your group (like Belle was always buried in a book) and so you're always babbling on about world news and how you're going to single-handedly stop world hunger . . . just one more shot of tequila first. Everyone humors you, but they also think you're crazy.
Sleeping Beauty
You don't make it more than an hour when you and your friends all go out. Alcohol=sleep for you. You always claim that you "need your beauty rest." Everyone rolls their eyes.
Mulan
Your friends are always slightly nervous to go out with you because after one too many beers you may try and fight someone just to "be honorable." But then they're grateful if they ever need you to step up to the plate for them.
Pocahontas
You're the free spirited friend. You probably babble on a lot about hippie related topics and love. Not one of your friends can see the colors of the wind like you can, but they'd all really like to know what you're on.
Cinderella
Always dressed to the nines when you go out, even if it's a dive bar, and constantly on the look out for mister/misses right, again, even if it's a dive bar. We all appreciate your hope. You've also been known to lose a shoe or two.
Snow White
You've been known to eat one or two things that you know you shouldn't (like a poisonous apple or three slices of cheese pizza even though you're lactose intolerant). And I won't say seven, and I wouldn't call them (all) dwarves, but your friends have told you a time or two "are you sure you want to go home with them?"
Alice in Wonderland
You have the craziest group of friends, and people genuinely don't believe you when you tell them all the crazy sh*t you did the night before. But you only get yourself into these situations because you'll follow anyone anywhere (like a rabbit down a rabbit hole).
The Little Mermaid
The one that's curious about literally everything to the point where everyone turns around and is like, "where did she go?" Put you probably just went to see if that place really had the best pizza in all of New York.
Jasmine
Alcohol makes you a little sassy, perhaps even a little bitchy, but everyone still loves you anyway.
What would Disney be if our drunk personalities couldn't relate to their characters?
