Who wouldn't love it if Miley Cyrus, Kim K, and Pauly D were all living here alongside us at Marist. If they actually did, here's where they'd live.

Champ: Miley Cyrus

The youngest and most go-hard party girls of Marist College. Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, or Saturday night? Yep, they're going out.

Leo: Jackson Stewart

The lesser, jealous brother of Champ, because we all know Leo wasn't your first choice.

Sheahan: Sia

The shy kids of Marist, so much that they'd rather not show their face.

Marian: Rugrats All Grown-Up

Have you ever seen someone who lives in Marian by themselves? Marian's the only place where a weekly dorm pajama party or block party is the norm.

Midrise: Kim Kardashian

The older version of the party girls who LOVED their freshman year in Champ.

Lower/Upper New: Jim Parsons

The priority point snobs of Marist, they actually do clubs, go to class, and make the Dean's List.

Foy: Jennifer Lawrence

The smart kids that still love to go out every weekend. They're the ones that are fun to party with, but are also reliable to get your class notes from.

Gartland: Pauly D

Everybody knows Gartland - the f*ckboys, the partiers, and everyone else from the Jersey Shore.

Talmadge: Amanda Bynes

The super big partiers (even more so than Gartland) who go so hard and are so crazy that they have to get transferred to the bad housing.