When you give a dog a girl, he will ask for toys.
When he gets the toys, he will want someone to play with him, so he will bring the toys to the girl. When he plays with the toys, he will get tired and want to take a nap.
He won't want to sleep alone though, so instead of curling up on his doggy bed, he will lie down on top of his girl. When he lies down on top of the girl, he notices that she is sad.
When he notices that she is sad, he will kiss her face to make her feel better. His girl will laugh and hug him, which makes him excited. He will be so excited that he forgets he is tired.
He will be so happy that he will get an energy rush and run around the room. When he runs around the room, he will stop at the door and tug on the leash.
He won't be able to get the leash off the hook himself, so he runs to get his girl. She will take him on a walk where he will make a lot of friends with other dogs and their girls. He also protects his girl from the evil squirrels.
When he protects his girl, he will become tired again. He will decide to take a nap when he gets home. When he wakes up, he will realize that his girl is gone.
When he realizes that his girl is gone, he will panic. He will run around the house, chewing things and barking, doing whatever he can to get attention so that he can get his girl back. When that doesn't work, he will be sad until he sees her car headlights.
When he sees her car headlights, he will wag his tail so hard, it knocks over a lamp. He will run to the door and jump on his girl because he is so happy that she came back for him.
He will notice that his girl is unhappy with the mess he made. He will try to tell her that he was trying to help her, but she won't listen.
He will be sad that she is so unhappy so he will go into the corner and pout until he falls asleep.
He will wake up to his girl calling his name. He will run to her bed because she is not upset with him anymore. He will stand on top of her so he can kiss her face to apologize.
When he kisses her, she will hug him back and tell him that he can sleep on the bed.
He will be glad, because he does not like to sleep alone. He will fall asleep after her because he wants to make sure she is safe.
When you give a dog a girl, you give a dog a best friend.