For my roommate…
When you give a girl a roommate,
she is sure going to be nervous.
When she is nervous,
she starts to internally flip out.
When she is internally flipping out,
she’ll begin to realize that her roommate is probably internally flipping out.
Then she’ll begin to wonder why they each can’t have their own room.
Then she’ll stalk her roommate’s Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.
When she is doing her stalking,
she wonders if she should friend request her.
So she’ll probably start internally flipping out again.
When she’s finished internally flipping out,
she’ll just friend request her anyways.
She might get carried away and follow her on Twitter and Instagram.
She may even end up adding her on Snapchat as well!
When she’s done,
she’ll probably wonder if her roommate thinks she’s crazy.
Her roommate will end up thinking she is crazy.
Then she’ll end up not responding to her roommate’s Facebook messages for three days,
so she’ll just give her roommate her number to make their lives easier,
but then she still won’t respond to her roommate’s text messages for days.
Then they’ll get to school,
and each will be too nervous to talk,
but eventually they order their first pizza
while watching If I Stay on Netflix together.
They order pizza every Friday night together,
and have eggs and potatoes for breakfast every weekend.
The one day they realize that they won’t be roommates anymore.
She is sure going to be nervous,.
When she is nervous,
she starts to internally flip out.
When she is internally flipping out,
she’ll begin to realize that the first half of college has passed by so fast.
She’ll wonder where time has gone.
But most of all,
She’ll have been grateful that she got an amazing roommate.
