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When Food Is Your One True Love, As Told By Joey

"The fridge broke so I had to eat everything."

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When Food Is Your One True Love, As Told By Joey
Steffi Mac

“Eat to live, not live to eat.” To some people, food is merely something that keeps us alive. But to others, food is experienced rather than eaten. Joey Tribbiani from "Friends" is one of those people who has a deeper appreciation for food, namely sandwiches. His insatiable hunger is one of the things that makes him so relatable -- especially to those disciplined people who are working on their bikini bodies for the summer right now.

1. When this is you whenever you think you smell food:

2. When you make sure to wear loose clothes so you can go for that last piece of pie:

3. When restaurants know you by name and have your order memorized:

4. When your logic is spot on:

5. When you try your hardest to focus, but you've got food on the brain:

6. When the thought of parting with your food makes you emotional:

7. When your friends just don't get it...

8. ...so you try to explain the importance of your relationship with food to them.

9. In fact, you're pretty sure you need to get new friends altogether:

10. When you casually try to pretend that you don't have your eating schedule all planned out:

11. And when you have absolutely zero regrets about your lifestyle (because why would you?).

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