It's hard to remember when we didn't have Venmo and we had to actually pay our friends back in cash. Seems like the Middle Ages. In case you live under a rock or don't go to a huge state school, Venmo allows people to pay other people back directly from their bank account, which is a super convenient alternative to cash. Venmo requires the user to write a "memo" when paying or charging someone and most of the time they are either emojis or straight up lies.
Memo: "My dignity"
What it really means: Someone probably bought you a corndog after a rough night out.
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Memo: "Drugs, Strippers and Other Illegal Things."
What it really means: Groceries you picked up for your roommate.
Memo: "Yup"
What it really means: Actually something that is illegal.
Memo: "The Goods"
What it really means: A burrito bowl from Chipotle.
Memo: "IT'S LIT"
What it really means: Your power bill.
Memo: *Champagne bottle emoji*
What it really means: Actually champagne.
Memo: "!!!!!"
What it really means: You're lame and can't think of anything else to write.
Memo: "Thank you for saving my life."
What is really means: Most likely you forgot your debit card when you went to Chick-Fil-A and someone spotted you.
Memo: "Fueling my alcoholism."
What it really means: 2 for 1 margaritas at a cheap, dirty Mexican restaurant.
Memo: "My friends Jimmy and John."
What it really means: Trying to be funny while eating your sub that was delivered freaky fast.
