If you've been inside a building selling things the past six months, you have undoubtedly noticed the absurd amount of "Star Wars" merchandise. It's everywhere. You can't escape it. Every time you try to buy some eggs, there's a Kylo Ren Frosted Flakes box waiting in the aisles. I own four Kylo Ren cups. Please help me.
I didn't mean to be a "Star Wars" nerd, and yet here I am.
Anyways, shipping is this thing where you want characters to get together! If you remember Team Edward/Team Jacob... well, it's kind of like that. It's terrible and people yell about it on the Internet. If you get invested in a show, it is almost inevitable you will form an opinion about fictional characters dating.
Who do you want to be the official couple in "Star Wars"? Here is my highly researched, 100 percent accurate assessment of your personality based on who you want to get together in the newest generation of "Star Wars."
Finn/Rey: You are a good person. You love golden retrievers and kittens. Your OTP is filled with rays of sunshine and flowers, and their love will shine throughout the galaxy. You are somewhat underrepresented in the fandom, but you're so sweet that you aren't bitter about it. Every new piece of fan art is a precious gift.
Finn/Poe(Stormpilot): You are a good person, but you are also the most vanilla person in the world. You had perfect attendance in high school. You’re probably checking Facebook as you’re doing your homework. You have 2089 fanfics on AO3 to read.
Rey/Kylo (Reylo): You are either a 13-year-old girl or a college student who really hates him/herself. You roll around in 50k fics of unhealthy smut every night. Life is good as long as you delete your browser history and avert your eyes away from other people in public places.
Kylux: (Kylo/Hux): You are fairly confident in your life and choices, and have reached a comfortable level of apathy. No one bothers you about your shipping. You are so far gone you wouldn't care if someone bothered you about it in the first place.
Finn/Rey/Poe: You know what polyamory is.
