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What Your Lipstick Says About You

"Give a woman the right lipstick and she can conquer the world."

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What Your Lipstick Says About You

Lipstick is all the rage right now. It's the perfect accessory to a night out and it's the cherry on top of a perfect smile. But what does your lipstick color REALLY say about you? There are so many different options and the color your wearing speaks volumes.

1. Pink

You're a barbie girl in a barbie world. You probably just drove through Starbucks and you probably got a non-fat vanilla latte with no whip. You love JCrew and you're pissed because Jack Rogers take SO long to break in before they become the best shoes in the world. You are basic but you embrace it.

2. Red

Ahhh, classic. Taylor Swift is that you? You have obviously put some time and energy into perfecting that red lip and for that, girls everywhere around you respect you, if you took your time and didn't just slap it on. This lipstick is classic and timeless, you probably look extremely hot and you probably know it. You're also probably really thirsty because there's no way in heck you'd risk your lipstick by taking a drink without a straw. This color was a nice choice. It basically let's everyone know that you're the boss now.

3. Nude

You're a good girl and you know it. You are also too scared to drift out of your comfort zone, or you just have on a bad-ass smokey eye so you're playing your lips down. At the bar you really like to keep it low key but you'll go to the dance floor and move a little if your friends are there. You're a sweet girl, and you are kind. You're like the girl next door.

4. Dark Plum

I hope it's fall or winter if you chose to wear this, or I hope you're feeling really angsty and you just want to show everyone that you're not someone to mess with. This color really puts off a vibe that you really don't want to be approached that night. While this is really in style and totally cute, boys don't understand why we would wear it. You are mysterious and dark and no one better say you aren't or hell is going to break loose.

5. Black

"Mom, will you pick me up? I'm scared." -everyone that crosses your path.


The world would be a worse place without lipstick and that's all I'm going to say on the subject.

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