There are many times in which my dog just looks at me, and I am dead convinced that I know what he is saying. Here are some examples of some of the phrases I imagine he is trying to bork at me.
When I have food that I say is "not for you, Buster"
When someone says "you're such a good boy"
or
When I have a treat
When I say the word "W-A-L-K"
When I leave for work
And, most importantly,