I'm a full-time college student with a part-time job, so trust me, I go through a lot of coffee. I feel like I have acquired an abundance of useless coffee information throughout the years so, I figured I'd share it with the world.
Here's what your coffee says about your life and all you're going through.
Caramel Macchiato
Life is going great! Your grades are good and your social life is thriving. You aren't as broke as you usually are (obviously because caramel macchiatos can be expensive for some reason). You're getting everything done on time and you are overachieving. Go you!
Mocha
Things are good! You've been better but you've definitely been worse! You're still working hard, it's just taking a little more time than usual to get all of your things done. The teachers are piling the work on but you seem to be getting through it. Give yourself some time and take some breaks. You can do it!
Cappuccino
Everything is okay. You're trying really hard, but you just can't seem to get everything accomplished. You're feeling a little down and you're friends are noticing. Your boss is on edge and your professors are relentless. You have a lot of questions about a lot of different things. You're in a rut.
Black Coffee
Life is rough. Nothing seems to be going your way. It feels like the world is against you. You're not getting nearly enough sleep. Your grades are dropping drastically and, at this point, you really couldn't care less. No matter how hard you try, you just can't please anyone.
Straight Espresso
You've given up.
