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What Your Coffee Order Says About Your Personality

How you choose to caffeinate says a lot about you.

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What Your Coffee Order Says About Your Personality
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Coffee, the wonderful elixir of energy and hyperactivity that powered you through finals. Whether you drink it sweet or bitter, it's definitely a staple in your college career. However, have you ever thought about what your coffee order says about you?

Frappuccino

You don't like coffee. If you were an animal you'd be a kangaroo because after all the sugar you're about to ingest you're going to be bouncing everywhere.

Latte

You like espresso, but you especially like milk, and you don't mind going to a coffee shop that isn't your usual as you can order your favorite drink anywhere. If you were an animal you'd probably be something like a cow or sheep, an animal not specific to any one farm.

Caramel Macchiato

You, my friend, want the best of both worlds: sugar and caffeine. You're a little less boring than a latte drinker and a little more sophisticated than a Frappuccino drinker, but you have a tendency for people to think that you think you're better than them. If you were an animal you would be a gazelle, just a step up from the jealous deer.

Black Coffee

You're a purist. You don't think your coffee should be ruined by the atrocities that are sugar and cream. You're the kind of person that labels their clothing drawers and has their closet color coordinated. If you were an animal you would be a purebred dog, but with less incest involved.

Straight Espresso

You have a caffeine addiction. You drink an exorbitant amount of coffee and stay in a constantly caffeinated state. But, due to your excessive caffeination, you no longer get hyper. You stay zen, like a little coffee Buddha. If you were an animal you'd be a koala, just chillin' up in a tree.

Straight Espresso And A Glass Of Juice

You are so very wise. You keep your caffeine levels up while also keeping your blood sugar high, staving off the caffeine crash typical of drinking espresso. You can study for hours on end and not feel a little tired while drinking this. If you were an animal you would be an owl, the wisest of all creatures.

Chai Latte

You don't like coffee, but you appreciate tea and the warmth in your tummy that drinking a hot beverage brings, plus you like to live life on the sweet side. Your favorite holiday is Christmas and the smell of cinnamon makes you oh-so happy. If you were an animal you'd be a reindeer — like a regular animal, but just a little rarer and a lot more festive.

Mocha

You really like hot chocolate and kinda like coffee. You're a little bitter and a little sarcastic, but people love you nonetheless because you do have a sweet side that glimmers through sometimes. If you were an animal you would be a pit bull. They get a bad rep but deep down they're good dogs.

No matter what your coffee order says about you, it sure says one thing: I am a smart person because coffee is oh-so wonderful and it's sure as hell better than drinking water.

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