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What Your Choice Of Alcohol Says About You

What does your vodka cranberry actually reveal about you as a person?

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What Your Choice Of Alcohol Says About You
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Some people love to drink on the weekends and get ~wasted~, some love to socially drink every once in a while, and some don't like to drink at all...and that is all 100% okay in my book.

Have you ever wondered what your drink of choice really says about you as a person? Let's find out!

Vodka


You're either a poor college student and cheap vodka is all you can afford or you're a 20-something girl whose drink of choice is usually a vodka club because *less calories heyyyy*. You also feel adult af when you drink it.

Tequila

You're ready to party and by party I mean make incredibly bad decisions and not remember making them. You only drink tequila when absolutely necessary and know that you'll be having a great night if you do.

Wine

There is nothing quite like wine drunk. You can either be super sleepy and ready for bed, so you drink it on a quiet night in with your friends, or you can chug a bottle and clothes start coming off simply because you have no more cares in the world. (Not talking from experience or anything...)

Rum

This is a tricky one. If you're a dark rum person, you're basically a pirate. Light rum? Mojitos are probably your favorite mixed drinks and you drink them to make yourself feel like it's summer even if it's not. And flavored rums like Malibu? You're probably begging to have the worst sugar headache of your life, right?

Beer

You're trying to have a laid back night and/or you're on a budget. No time for $9 mixed liquor drinks, you head straight for the $3 Bud Light special because payday isn't for another few days. Either that or it's a football tailgate and you aren't trying to get bombed before 2 p.m.

Gin

You are one classy motherf**ker aren't you? You're also probably a middle aged man who just loves to say "on the rocks" because it makes you feel cool.

Champagne

If it isn't New Year's Eve then you're looking for a somewhat classy night. Let's be honest, we all feel classy af sipping on champagne. Beware of the hangover though...you have been warned.

Whiskey

No, I'm not talking about Fireball (although if that's your definition of good Whisky, educate yourself NOW). You can either be a Southern Belle sipping on your Jack Daniels or your chugging Whiskey sours and throwing up in the bathroom. Which one are you?

Shots

Again, you are just looking to get royally trashed or you're trying to act older than you really are and love shouting SHOTS!!!!!! So you probably take WAY too many and constantly say "I can't feel a thing" until you feel everything. EVERYTHING.

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