Water:

Kinda badass but must be a little crazy. Takes a real soldier to down a shot (no matter the substance inside) and then casually take a swig of water, which simply spreads the taste to all areas of your mouth.

pc https://www.dollargeneral.com/aquafina-purified-water-1-liter-bottle.html

White Claw/Other Alcohol

They're the person who shows up already tipsy to the pregame, but somehow makes it through the night with only ~slight~ memory loss and possibly some damage control needed the morning after. They who never says no to a night out and shares their beverages without a low-blow Venmo request a few days later.

pc https://www.beveragedaily.com/Article/2019/04/30/White-Claw-expands-reach-with-the-Kentucky-Derby

Capri Sun

Those who go for a sweet little pouch of Capri Sun are the ones you can count on for a "get home safe?" text later that not (that is if they weren't the ones to walk you back). They come off as reserved and down to earth, but don't be fooled, they're the ones singing their heart out at the party the moment you walk in the door. Respect the pouch.

pc https://www.amazon.com/Capri-Sun-Juice-Pouches-Tropical/dp/B000R30ZPK

Ranch

If it wasn't a dare, the person you see in the video chasing with ranch is 100% from the Midwest and 100% already drunk.

pc https://www.target.com/p/hidden-valley-original-ranch-salad-dressing-topping-gluten-free-8oz-bottle/-/A-13092365

Fountain Drink

This is the type of person who thinks ahead and doesn't waste money. They plan when they are going out and purposely save half their soda from a few hours before. Fountain drink chasers are chill, go with the flow people, who don't get caught up with what others think. They hold their soggy paper cup tall for all to see.

pc https://www.amazon.com/Lollicup-C-KCP16-Karat-Paper-Coca-Cola/dp/B071CP5BVZ

Mystery/Chuncky Liquid in a random cup

A frat boy trying to be cool and impress his brothers. The end.

pc https://www.naomipaul.com/mystery-drink/

Cranberry Juice

Be careful of these cranberry juicers, as they could either be really smart or really dumb. Meaning, they could be taking action to save themselves from a painful UTI that may make an appearance after a regretful night out, or they are the ones who did the walk of shame that morning but refused to skip a night out. Personality wise, these people are super outgoing, and give great advice.

pc https://www.amazon.com/Ocean-Spray-100-Cranberry-Juice/dp/B00D6N7MFO

And finally, to the worst of all, the people who "don't need a chaser"

Straight psychos.