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What Not to Wear this Halloween

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What Not to Wear this Halloween
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The sugar high-giving, personality-exposing, completely-misinterpreted holiday of Halloween is approaching very quickly. With only a few weeks to spare, everyone is either pinterest-ing DIY costumes or (typically like myself) waiting until October 30th to just throw something together. However, as I plan each year, I cannot help but notice the same entirely overdone costumes. Here are 8 Halloween costumes I would rather not see this year or really ever again:

1. Risky Business


I am sure 99% of the college girls who choose this as their costume have never even seen the movie. If I see one more pants-less, oversized button-up wearing girl, I will just AZIODAJFKLA!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Clown

Dress at your own risk with all of these other clowns running around. For your safety, I simply suggest you not unless you are prepared to get beaten by various weapons or arrested. More on the clowns dilemma: http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/macomb...

3. Superhero

4. Anything politically affiliated

The presidential masks should be outlawed, unless of course it is being used in this way: https://twitter.com/TweetLikeAGirI/status/78412700...

5. Grey's Anatomy Doctors

This was so 2015. Yes. You aspire to be Meredith Grey or Cristina Yang. Who doesn't? WE GET IT.

6. Bunny/Playboy ANYTHING

Let's not skank up the 31st please. If you're not Elle Woods, then just don't.

7. "Sexy" Cop/Firefighter/Doctor/ETC.

Excuse me, but if you are a grown man/woman, or any man/woman in general, innocent eyes will be everywhere. Nobody and I mean NOBODY wants to see any of that.

8. Cats

This is the only way a cat costume should be worn. Cat costumes are meant for cats, not people.
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