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Valentine's Day When You're Perpetually Single

*Eats all the chocolate*

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Valentine's Day When You're Perpetually Single
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With all the hype of valentine's day coming up (and more importantly the abundance of chocolate everywhere), everyone is freaking out trying to find someone to spend the holiday with. If you're the perpetually single girl, you know that Valentine's day is nothing special, but you can't help but get caught up in all the madness anyway. Here's what Valentine's day is like when you're perpetually single.


When it's February 1st and you're still not talking to anyone:

When you realize the only way to find a date anymore is via online dating apps like Tinder, Bumble, and OKcupid:

When you realize that you've been single on Valentine's day for your entire life so far:

When trying to flirt with potential suitors:

And your mom keeps asking if you have any *wink* *wink* plans for the day:

When you wake up on Valentine's Day, but it's really just like any other day of singleness:

What you have to keep telling yourself when everyone is posting cute pictures with their significant others:

You realize who your true loves are (chocolate, pizza, and more chocolate):

But then you instantly regret your decision to eat all the food:

When your friends are begging you to come out with them but you just want to lie around and feel sorry for yourself:

And then you try to be ironic and funny about your singleness to make yourself feel better:

And when you FINALLY come to your senses and realize that Valentine's Day is just like any other day of the year and that it literally doesn't matter at all:

So you decide to quit being a little b*tch and go out with your friends for a great time:

When you and your friends show up single AF, but ready to have fun:

And when you're drunk and you realize that spending Valentine's Day with your best friends is better than spending it with a boy you don't even like anyway:


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