The smiley face on your stomach
I’m goofy. I don't really care about whether this smily face is smudged or not. I’m super proud of the fact that I even got a tan line in the first place. Let me be happy about the actual difference in skin color you can specifically see on my stomach.
The Chaco straps on your foot
I’m outdoorsy - or at least I want you to think so. I probably own an eno and am usually the one in the group wearing my chaco while doing almost anything outside. I worked hard for this and you best believe I'm going to casually draw your attention to my feet whenever possible.
The triangle bikini on your chest
I probably got a real bad sunburn at one point. No one goes out in the sun with a triangle top and wants that tan line. This will most likely peel in the next couple days if it hasn't already.
The athletic tank on your back
I run. Even if I try to make this tan line go away, it won't.
Any flash-tat remnants
I really like feeling sparkly without the added risk of wearing actual jewelry. I might want to also pretend that I have the balls to get a tattoo but truly don't want that ish forever.