Ever wonder what those girls in oversized t shirts, leggings, and white Converse in the line at Starbucks are really talking about?
"What size shirt are you ordering?
Is it weird that I am getting a large? Get a large with me. Let's just do it.
"I don't think I am going to the function tonight. I just have so much to do."
I am tired and want Jimmy John's and Netflix. Leaving this lofted bed is exhausting.
"I literally can't."
I probably can, but I won't.
"Are those Lulu Lemons?"
I know they are. I just want to further justify spending that amount on leggings.
"Did anyone order a large formal shirt that doesn't want it?"
I didn't order one for my date because I thought he was going to be a jerk, but we ended up having a really good time and now I don't have a shirt for him. Emergency!
"Ugh, I literally know no boys to take to this crush party."
Yeah, of course I know boys. But the boys I do know are friend zoned, and only want a t-shirt.
"Let's go out tonight!"
Let's get ice cream and then come back and watch She's the Man!
"Are you going to the mixer on Tuesday?"
I actually want to go to this thing and don't want to be the only person there. Please tell me you are going, like, I will panic if I show up alone.
"Want to eat in Schilletter?"
I am out of Paw Points and already regretting the Schilleter smell that will be lingering on my clothes the second I walk out.
"Can I get a ride to R2?"
Walking is hard. What is sisterhood for if not for free rides?
"Let's all make a pact to go to the gym three times a week!"
I get out of breath walking up the stairs to the hall.
"Do you remember preference round?"
Do you remember the day you couldn't think of anything interesting to say so you smiled a lot, and laughed at things that probably weren't jokes, but it was better than just staring?
"I love living on the hall."
Living on the hall is great. Except now I feel like everyone and their mother has seen me in my towel wrap and zit cream.
"Anyone need a date to the function?"
The one time I actually get a date, all these random boys come out of the woodwork wanting to go to the function. WHERE HAVE Y'ALL BEEN WHEN I NEEDED A DATE?
"I need to do laundry."
I actually have no clothes left. I mean, I have real clothes left, but I am out of leggings, norts, and t-shirts.
"Let's dress cute tonight."
Jean shorts and t-shirts it is. And the occasional cardigan.
"Want to go shopping for the mixer tomorrow?"
Let's go buy used clothes to wear once. It's not gross if it's a costume.
"I want Wendy's."
I am getting Wendy's.
