1) Wait, how do I check my schedule online?

2) So...what was my password again..

3) What the heck building is SCFA?

4) Is attendance taken on the first day?

5) What's the point of going to the first class, not like we're going to learn today..

6) Wait..you want me to take notes - today!?

7) Oh yes, I would love to stand up and introduce myself to the class

8) Fun Fact about myself? None, I'm not fun.

9) Ugh, do I really have to take this class?

10) Let's see, maybe one of my friends is in another section, that wouldn't be as bad.

11) 4 exams, 25% each, so basically I'm fu*ked

12) It's literally the first day and I've been here for more than 15 minutes!

13) What's the absence policy for this class again??

14) 10am class on a Friday, well I guess I can still go out on Thursdays and just not reach black out level.

15) I'm literally so over this.

16) I'm more concerned over which pledge keg to go to tonight.

17) Everyone here is so freshmen.

18) But no really they are talking about all the MIPs given out last night.

19) Well this is actually funny.

20) Now that I've checked every form of social media...

21) OH GOOD we're done reading the academic policy and honors code we can now move on...

22) Seriously, I deserve a drink after this.

23) So much for syllabus week!

24) Whatever, I'm so done with school anyway.