Nantucket Red
Southerner: a popular salmon color in men's fashion
Northerner: pink
Seersucker
Southerner: a cute crinkly fabric texture
Northerner: wrinkled
Vineyard Vines
Southerner: a must have clothing brand
Northerner: paying $30 extra for a whale logo
Bows
Southerner: the perfect way to finish an outifit
Northerner: accessories only for children and birthday presents
Pastel
Southerner: the best type of colors
Northerner: colors only for children and easter
Monograms
southerner: the classiest way to personalize a clothing item
northerner: something you get sewn on your child's LL bean backpack if they're prone to losing things
Golf
southerner: a nice way to spend a summer's day
northerner: a game old people play
Republican
southerner: the very best political party
northerner: what your parents are and what you are not
Poodle Fleece
Southerner: a cute type of pullover that keeps you warm and cozy
Northerner: a sheep costume