It has a head, so why wouldn't it have a brain! You've probably heard the phrase "If penises could talk..." Well! They did! Here are some confessionals from penii around the world. They chose to remain anonymous, so I will uphold that and provide protection.
"Wash me, idiot."
You know that smell that only the crotch area has? They don't enjoy that. Use soap and water! They said it's not gay!
"They keep beating me, and I don't know what to do about it."
Penises have feelings too! Give them a break every now and then. Pornhub can wait.
"Consent is mandatory."
Every single one I interviewed said that they do not enjoy nonconsensual sex, and if they weren't attached, they would leave. Get consent every time.
"Do they think it's weird that I curve?"
I think not! Every one is different, and like the classic expression goes, "It's not the size of the boat, it's the importance of the clitoris."
"Trim the hedges."
Keep them maintained! You don't want your home lawn overgrown, so why would you let your own lawn get out of control?
"I don't care where you put me, as long as you wrap me up."
Don't you wish you had a full body suit that one time you and your friends crawled through the sewers? Same deal! And, no, it doesn't feel different for them, that's all in your brain. They really, really don't like an STI. Especially if you don't get tested. Know your status!
And there you have it! I hope that you will take these to heart and remember to take care of your penis. Also, regardless of genitalia, trans men are men, and trans women are women!
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