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What Your Major Says About You

Deciding on your major in college is like deciding your fate. However, for many of us, it has been pre-determined for years and are markings of your personality. Here are some common college majors and what they say about their scholars. 

Biology: You probably want to go to med school, unless you're at a coastal school in which case you are a Marine Bio major. You have a type A personality and will tell anyone who will listen about the many parts of a cell. Your wardrobe probably consists of a lot of running and other exercise clothes that you don't use because you spend most of your time in a lab or studying. 

Your Hashtag: #stressed. 

English: You love some literature, you could go on and on about the many theories applicable to "Frankenstein," and you most definitely read the book before it was a movie. You are a book worm and your outfits display it with ironic t-shirts and hipster jeans. If one more person asks you if you're going to be a teacher you may kill them, but they're probably right. 

Your Hashtag: #thebookwasbetterthanthemovie

Education: You are probably the mother of your group. You spend your free time babysitting or coming up with your next lesson plan. You should still be taken seriously however, because you work very hard all throughout college to get in and stay in the education program. Congratulations, now go forth and educate the next generation. 

Your Hashtag: #studyingforthepraxis

Business: You are most likely striving to take over the world a la "Wolf of Wall Street." You are probably going to be able to get a job just about anywhere you want. You may have entered into this major for the wrong reasons (following in your family's footsteps, the money, the trophy spouse), but your sharp instincts will get you through. Plus, as an added bonus, you'll be able to retire way before all your friends. 

Your Hashtag: #hundreddollarbills

Psychology: You are probably the friend that everyone comes to for advice. You love knowing everyone's secrets and secretly diagnosing all of your friends. If you truly want a career in this field you are in for more school, just like the pre-meds. You study hard and enjoy being in the background. You probably have a really soothing voice and have been practicing the line, "And how does that make you feel?" since you were in diapers. 

Your Hashtag: #Yourhairisfullofsecrets

History: You have an outstanding memory, especially for dates. You are a committed reader, but only of serious fact. You are probably the person in glasses at the bar who loves to "lecture" on their favorite historical personality.

Your Hashtag: #BenFranklindoesitbetter

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